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the-beauty-of-words-blog: Words #50
throwing-condoms-at-sluts: I laughed harder than I should have Your husband is a keeper.
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impossible-clara-oswin-oswald: the-darkmortaldevices: gallifrey-feels: mellieforyellie: scarvenrot: mooneymannyinthesky: yukitalia: 8oo: youregoingtolovemynuts: dysphorism: I am still thinking about this Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all. So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen. I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM?? okay now i’ll reblog it sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful You’re really passionate about apples Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus. liquefied apple fetus. So…I wasn’t gonna reblog this, but then I read the comments.
oh-so-cat: Without Ed Sheeran.
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saucefactory:

leggywillow:

sketchyfletch:

How Animals Eat Their Food

Is tonight ‘make Alex choke on her own laughter’ night?

I’m so impressed by the other dude managing to keep a mostly straight face.

PERFECT HUMAN BEINGS.

(Source: unabating)